Luck Sayings and Quotes. Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old luck quotes, luck sayings, and luck proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person. I'm fortunate to be a coward, to have a low threshold of fear, because a hero couldn't make a good suspense film. Alfred Hitchcock. A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking.
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- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Friendslovemisery, in fact.
Sometimes, especially if we are toolucky
or too successful or too pretty,
our misery is the onlything that endears us to our friends.
- Erica Jong
A bestfriend is like a fourleafclover,
hard to find and lucky to have.
- Anonymous
I have a very pessimisticview of life.
You should know this about me if we're gonna go out.
You know, I - I feel that life is -
is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
Those are the two categories, you know.
The - the horrible would be like, um,
I don't know, terminal cases, you know,
and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life.
It's amazing to me. You know, and the miserable is everyone else.
That's - that's - so - so - when you go through life -
you should be thankful that you're miserable
because you're very lucky to be miserable.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall
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For those men who, sooner or later, are lucky enough
to break away from the pack, the most intoxicating moment
comes when they cease being bodies in other men's command
and find that they control their own time,
when they learn their own voice and authority.
- Theodore H. White
I find that the harder I work,
the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson
Shallow men believe in luck.
Strong men believe in cause and effect.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Good night, and good luck.
- Edward R. Murrow
I am a great believer in luck
and I find that the harder
I work the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson
The only good luck many great men ever had was
being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck.
- Channing Pollock
Luck is preparation meeting opportunity.
- Seneca
Luck marches with those who give their very best.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
It was the nation and the race dwelling all round the globe
that had the lion's heart.
I had the luck to be called upon to give the roar.
- Winston Churchill
Remember that not getting what you want
is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
Not getting what you want
is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
- Dalai Lama
Nothing goes by luck in composition.
It allows of no tricks.
The best you can write will be the best you are.
- Henry David Thoreau
The harder I work, the luckier I get.
- Samuel Goldwyn
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day,
I would have studied harder.
- Pope John Paul I
Few things are harder to put up with
than the annoyance of a good example.
- Mark Twain
Magic is natural to Wizards,
and only a little harder for the rest of us.
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Life becomes harder for us when we live for others,
but it also becomes richer and happier.
- Albert Schweitzer
A great democracy does not make it harder to vote than to buy an assault weapon.
- William J. Clinton
The harder you fall the higher you bounce.
- Horace
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
- Vince Lombardi
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.
A best friend is the one sitting next
to you saying 'boy was that fun.'
- The Maugles
Hey, Marge. Isn't it great being married
to someone who's recklessly impulsive?
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)
I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)
I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted!
And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried
and smothered in chocolate.
- the movie Shrek 2
The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler
Delusion: belief said to be false by someone who does not share it.
- Thomas Szasz
I love to shop after a bad relationship.
I don't know. I buy a new outfit
and it makes me feel better. It just does.
Sometimes I see a really great outfit,
I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- Rita Rudner
As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero,
he no longer is.
- George Carlin
I believe totally in a Capitalist System,
I only wish that someone would try it.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Oh, you weak, beautiful people
who give up with such grace.
What you need is someone to take hold of you -
gently, with love, and hand your life back to you.
- Tennessee Williams
The man who can smile when things go wrong
has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
- Robert Bloch
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears,
for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
- Albert Einstein
A lifelong friend is someone
you haven't borrowed money from yet.
- Anonymous
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someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous
Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.
- Stephanie Klein
Trust your own instinct.
Your mistakes might as well be your own,
instead of someone else's.
- Billy Wilder
Puritanism. The haunting fear that
someone, somewhere, may be happy.
- H. L. Mencken
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal
with the intent of throwing it at someone else;
you are the one who gets burned.
- The Buddha
A friend is someone who knows all about you,
and loves you just the same.
- Elbert Hubbard
A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
Our honorable and worthy ancestors knew that the world was flat,
motionless, and the center of the universe.
They knew the human body could not withstand
the forces of traveling faster than 19 mph.
They knew that the way to salvation was
exorcising witches and slaying non-believers.
They knew that it was a mortal sin to marry
someone of a different skin color.
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Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart
Resenting someone, or hating someone, ensures that
you can never emotionally escape that person.
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The art of acceptance is the art of making someone
who has just done you a small favor
wish that he might have done you a greater one.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Resenting someone is a way of never leaving that person.
- Kare Anderson
It hurts to love someone
and not be loved in return,
but what is more painful is to love
someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.
- Anonymous
Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone
what you are looking for before you begin looking for it.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
When someone you love dies,
you don't lose them all at once.
You lose them in pieces over time
- the movie Simon Birch
You know you love someone when you know
you want them to be happy,
even if their happiness means
that you are not a part of it.
- Anonymous
When someone has a strong intuitive connection,
Buddhism suggests that it's because of karma,
some past connection.
- Richard Gere
We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone -
but paradoxically, if we cannot trust,
neither can we find love or joy.
- Walter Anderson
When you see someone putting on his Big Boots,
you can be pretty sure that an Adventure is going to happen.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Sports gambling forum. When you're drowning, you don't say,
'I would be incredibly pleased if someone
would have the foresight to notice
me drowning and come and help me,'
you just scream.
- John Lennon
Hell is living with someone who complains, whines, and argues.
- Anonymous
No matter what happens, someone will find a way
to take it too seriously.
- Dave Barry
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words
but rather short, easy words like 'What about lunch?'
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
The most pathetic person in the world
is someone who has sight, but has no vision.
- Helen Keller
Whatever you do, you need courage.
Whatever course you decide upon,
there is always someone to tell you
that you are wrong.
There are always difficulties arising
that tempt you to believe your critics are right.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson Casinos in fl.
I take rejection as someone blowing a bugle in my ear
to wake me up and get going, rather than retreat.
- Sylvester Stallone
One of the oldest human needs is having someone
to wonder where you are when you don't come home at night.
- Margaret Mead
We were given:
Two hands to hold.
Two legs to walk.
Two eyes to see.
Two ears to listen.
But why only one heart?
Because the other was given to someone else.
For us to find.
- Anonymous
I'm having a bad day. I am not size six.
My legs are not skinny as sticks,
and dammit, someone's got to pay.
I'm afraid that I can't satisfy myself
and that my happiness depends on someone else.
I feel weak, so you're gonna take the fall.
You're so shallow.
- Jewel
What is a friend? I will tell you .
it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
- Frank Crane
We're constantly striving for success, fame and comfort
when all we really need to be happy
is someone or some thing to be enthusiastic about.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength;
loving someone deeply gives you courage.
- Lao Tzu
You don't marry someone you can live with,
you marry the person who you cannot live without.
- Anonymous
A friend is someone who won't stop
until he finds you and brings you home.
- Fraser Sr. in the movie Due South
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